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Your Woo-Fighting Dollars at Work: The Design Toscano Sword Has Arrived

1/3/2016

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Thanks to the several of you who have contributed thus far to my Woo War One campaign, we are taking our woo fighting to the next level. Your dollars are already hard at work: I spent $27.90 on one of the Design Toscano iron replica swords from Amazon. Its arrival yesterday caused great excitement among my children. I had to explain to them that this was for science, and they would have to wait until I was done sciencing before they could use it to save the universe.
PictureThe handle of the Design Toscano reproduction sword.
If you've been following along, you know that my hypothesis is that the Design Toscano swords currently being reproduced are copies of a 19th century curio/souvenir sword rather than an ancient Roman original. J. Hutton Pulitzer and his ilk have asserted over and over again that the Nova Scotia sword, which they claim is a "100 percent confirmed" Roman artifact, matches an authenticated Roman sword housed in an Italian museum. As far as I know, however, they have provided no evidence (no image, no catalog record, no reference, nothing) that the Roman sword that they claim exists actually does exist. At this point I am extremely skeptical.  If there is such a sword, where is it? As always, I'm happy to change my thinking in the face of evidence. But I don't trust assertions from Pulitzer or the Ancient Artifact Preservation Society any farther than I can throw them. As the ones making the claim, the burden of proof is on them: I can no more prove that such a sword doesn't exist as I can prove there is not a teapot orbiting the sun.

I purchased a Design Toscano sword because I think it may offer some data to help me evaluate my hypothesis about the two "generations" of swords. Copies cannot have details that are not present in the original. Just looking casually at the Design Toscano sword, it obviously lacks much of the fine detail that is visible in at least one of the brass/bronze swords (the California sword). That could possibly be explained by the fact that the Design Toscano sword is of rather crude manufacture (it is billed as a "rough iron foundry casting," after all): perhaps it is just a poor copy of a very fine original artifact.  I think it's more likely, however, that the Design Toscano swords were copied from a worn example of a brass/bronze sword from the 1800s rather than a replica of an actual artifact from Pompeii.

The Hercules figure on the Design Toscano sword appears to be about the same size as those of the brass/bronze swords. I've made arrangements to borrow the California sword (hopefully it will shipped to me in the coming week) so I'll be able to make a direct comparison. My plan is to use a 3D scanner to create three-dimensional models of the figures that I can then compare directly. Then I'll be able to tell, hopefully, if the differences in detail between the two swords can be attributed to material being lost (as in details being rubbed off) and/or material being added (as one expect from a crude cast of a detailed artifact). The 3D scan data may reveal other interesting things as well. I'll make those data available as I generate them.

I also hope to do my own XRF analysis of the California sword to determine the composition of the metal. I'm pretty sure the facilities for doing such an analysis exist at USC, so I'm hoping it will just be a matter of figuring out who I need to talk to get it done (there may be direct costs involved, which is another thing I'll be using the Woo War One money for). I've only just begun looking, but it seems that there are plenty of data available on composition of Roman era copper-alloy artifacts as well as brass of more recent manufacture.

This will all be fun, and I'll keep you updated as I make headway and get results.

Finally, for the record, the Design Toscano sword has thus far exhibited no magical properties. I'll let you know if the California sword points to "true north" when it gets here. Or increases my armor class or hit points. Or helps me save a princess. In Swordgate, anything is possible.

4 Comments
Bob Jase
1/3/2016 07:09:52 am

"Finally, for the record, the Design Toscano sword has thus far exhibited no magical properties."

If you stand with your back to true south and hold the sword straight out in front of you I bet it'll point true north. Can't get much more magical.

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Andy White
1/3/2016 10:03:05 am

I wish I had had it on the solstice, so I could balance a crystal on it and watch it at sunrise through my daughter's old Barbie 3D glasses.

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Traveller
1/3/2016 10:10:37 am

On behalf of Nova Scotians I want to thank you for the work you're putting into this to research it properly.

If you could get ahold of the original find as declared by AAPS it would go far in finding the truth.

If you need a local Nova Scotian to assist let me know. I'll do my best.

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Jean Stone
1/5/2016 12:02:21 pm

I don't think replicas grant special bonuses but depending on how your study of the California sword goes, you might (read, almost certainly will) discover that it's a Short Sword of Wooslaying +12.

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