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Young Earth Creationism and the Doctrine of Degeneracy with Kent Hovind

9/13/2015

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There were many other possible titles for this post.  I will spare you a list and just give you the front runner: "An Hour of My Life I'll Never Have Back."

Kent Hovind is a well-known Young Earth Creationist. In Federal prison for financial crimes since 2006 (see this article from Forbes), one of his first stops after being released this July was The Rundown Live, a Milwaukee-based talk radio program that bills itself as "Covering news and conspiracy that your local news won’t."
Hovind was interviewed by self-proclaimed "researcher of giant human skeletons" Kristan Harris. The interview is here.

A conspiracy-minded giant enthusiast interviewing a Young Earth Creationist?  I thought I was in for a treat. Oh well - you can't win 'em all.

Hovind regurgitates all the usual assertions of Young Earth Creationsm: the Earth was created in six days about 6000 years ago; dinosaurs were really giant lizards that were documented historically as "dragons"; the fossil "record" doesn't really tell us anything about the past; no-one has ever seen macro-evolution in action so it couldn't possibly have happened; all radiometric dating methods are nonsense; paleontologists and other evolutionary scientists are all stupid; etc. Hovind's assertions are pretty old hat these days, and many of his favorite arguments have been publicly rejected by other creationists.
PictureScreenshot from the movie "Zombeavers:" a man holds his own foot, which has been removed from his body by a zombie beaver.
Yawn. So much for my Friday night. My wife was out of town and I was on my own during the sliver of time between getting the kids to bed and being asleep myself.  When I was in a similar situation a few weeks ago, I spent that precious "me" time watching Zombeavers, a 2014 film about how "A fun weekend turns into madness and horror for a bunch of groupies looking for fun in a beaver infested swamp." It would probably be unfair to directly compare the plausibility of Hovind's tale with what unfolds before our eyes in Zombeavers, so I won't do it.  I wouldn't want to be unfair.

Anyway, the one useful thing I heard in the interview was a succinct statement of the "doctrine of degeneracy" that I've seen associated with Young Earth Creationism in several other places.  As I have discussed previously,  this view asserts that:

  • God’s original creation was perfect;
  • As time has passed since creation, that original perfection has naturally degenerated;
  • The world we see today, and the creatures in it, are less than perfect as a result of a long process of “devolution.”

Giant enthusiasts who are also Young Earth Creationists (such as Joe Taylor  of the Mt. Blanco Fossil Museum and Chris Lesley of the Greater Ancestors World Museum) link together the existence of large extinct animals (that we can understand via the fossil record), the long human lifespans reported in the Old Testament, and the biblical mentions of “giants” as in Genesis 6:4.  In this case, bigger is better: humans and that existed closer to the time of creation were larger in size and closer to perfection than the humans of today.  The running down of the clock since creation has resulted in humans and animals that are smaller, simpler, and farther from perfection.

Hovind sums up that view nicely at about 38:50 minutes into the interview:

"You see the Bible says Man was made in God's image.  Adam could name all the animals and walk, talk, and get married on the first day. He was fully formed, a fully loaded computer. He spoke every language in the world (well there was only one). But he was probably off the charts IQ compared to us today. So Man started off smart, and we're getting smaller, dumber, and weaker as time goes by, I believe. And I think the evolution theory teaches exactly the opposite: we started off like a chimpanzee and we're getting bigger, better, and smarter. There's absolutely no evidence for that at all."

In order to allow that baloney to stick to the wall, you have to flatten time and reject all evidence and methods that point to our planet being much, much older than 6000 years and you have to equate the giants of the Bible with the "good" side of God's creation rather than corrupt beings set upon preventing humanity from reaching salvation.  (The Bible doesn't say anything directly about Adam's stature - you've got to go elsewhere for that). Thus the giants of Young Earth Creationists are categorically different from the sinister homosexual demon-giants of Steve Quayle and the alien-seeded giants of Ancient Astronaut theorists (Hovind categorically dismisses the possibility of extraterrestrial intervention in the human past at about 40:10 in the interview). 

In terms of Friday night entertainment value, the win goes to my time spent watching a guy pretend a zombie beaver chewed off his foot.  The so-called Nephilim Mounds Conference is going on right now in Ohio -- maybe something interesting will come out of that, but I'm not holding my breath.  What giant enthusiasts really need to do (besides take me up on my offer to participate in my class) is to organize a conference where they debate the logic, evidence, and implications of the very, very different views of "giants" that exist.  I would pay to see advocates of the various interpretations of giants attempt to triangulate the Young Earth Creationist, Nephilim Whirlpool, and Ancient Alien views of what "giants" actually were and are. They appear to me to be largely mutually exclusive, and I'm not sure how they could be reconciled.  I don't think that there will ever be such a Giants Summit, however, because I think there is little appetite among giant enthusiasts to subject their ideas to scrutiny.

I'm probably better off hoping for a Zombeavers 2. I'm pretty sure at least some of the beavers escaped at the end.  They were pretty hard to "kill," of course, since they were zombies. Fingers crossed there's a sequel in the works in case I ever have another evening to waste.

4 Comments
Patricia White
9/13/2015 02:56:28 pm

When will this end?

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Andy White
9/13/2015 03:28:17 pm

Don't hold your breath. Except for Zombeavers 2. That's worth holding your breath for.

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busterggi (Bob Jase)
9/14/2015 05:43:22 am

If something is perfect then it shouldn't degenerate as that would be a flaw.

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Marty
10/12/2015 11:13:56 pm

the loss of "perfection" came with sin. also with it came the first death. Both were deviations from Gods perfect creation.

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