And now you are up-to-date.
4/5/2016 01:35:24 pm
It appears that at least one of your students has been paying attention to your "SwordGate" work by depicting you defending yourself against the "Lizard Man of Lee County" with a sword. Did he or she indicate which sword is being used, Trevor's, the California, or, "the crappy Design Toscano"?
4/5/2016 02:06:04 pm
Too bad the crappy, beat-up brass "blade" would be incapable of piercing even the thinnest of Lizard Man hides. I'd be a goner for sure.
4/5/2016 06:53:11 pm
However, they magical qualities of the 100% confirmed Roman Sword allowed you to avoid a fatal combat by guiding you to true north.... where you found a 90 ft stone with which you trapped the beast beneath, and... wait for it... you vanquished the beast with three bolts from your trusty Roman crossbow.
4/6/2016 05:38:11 am
You obviously have not done your homework:
4/6/2016 06:09:28 am
I'm not fooled - that's Scott Wolter in a lizard suit.
4/7/2016 04:12:30 am
Either you are teaching third grade, or your students went to a school that cut out art classes in favor of sports programs.
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