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ATTENTION GIANT ENTHUSIASTS: Bigfoot Researchers Are Stealing Your "Evidence"

4/27/2015

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I got very little reaction to my recent post that used quantitative data to explore the meanings of the idiomatic phrase "double rows of teeth" as applied to all kinds of things completely unrelated to giants.  That hurts my feelings: it took me many hours to assemble those data (and at least $15.90 worth of Newspaper.com subscription fees), and I would have thought that at least one giant enthusiast would have tried to tell me I was wrong.  Maybe that means they think I'm right? Or maybe it is just because they're not listening.

Anyway, the one thing I have discovered from the very limited response to that post is that at least some Bigfoot researchers also have a fetish for "double rows of teeth."  I learned this when one person, in response to a posting of the latest "double rows of teeth" post on Facebook, posted a picture of the base of a skull from the Humboldt Sink Flats, Nevada, that purportedly showed evidence of double rows of teeth. The Humboldt Sink Flats are near Lovelock Cave, a site beloved by giant enthusiasts for several "unusual" human skulls that they say are evidence of giants (I'll write about Lovelock at some point when I have more time). 

I reproduce below a photo of the Humboldt skull from this page about Bigfoot by Daniel Dover.  The yellow arrows that Dover has added to the photo are supposed to show the sockets of a double row of teeth, while the blue arrow is supposed to show an actual "double tooth" still in place.  As best I can tell, the original photo was taken from this 1967 publication by Erik Reed titled "
An Unusual Human Skull from Near Lovelock, Nevada" (I don't yet have access to the original).
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Photo of the base of the Humboldt skull allegedly showing evidence of a double row of teeth.
Here is what Dover says about the skull:

"If you thought the features couldn’t get any odder then you were wrong. The unusual features just keep rolling in. Pictured below is the underside of the Lovelock Skull displaying another unusual feature — it has double rows of teeth. Now, if that isn’t divergent from Homo sapiens then nothing is. This odd feature is demonstrated by holes in the roof of the mouth where double rows of missing teeth were once embedded. and a few double teeth still remain.

It should have been obvious even before looking inside a sasquatch’s mouth that this is not a human skull, yet experts in this field declare it is Homo sapien by default due to scientists being “unaware” of anything else to attach it to. The anthropologists who wrote the paper on this skull likened it to “. . . Eastern Asiatic subdivision of the general Upper Paleolithic Homo sapiens.” So, they likened it to a “subdivision” of Homo sapiens who once lived during the Upper Paleolithic, that era lasting from 50,000 to 10,000 years ago, even though this skull is not anywhere near that ancient."

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The dental features that Dover is pointing out as indicative of "divergent from Homo sapiens" are, in fact, absolutely normal features of a normal human dentition.  Human maxillary molars (the large grinding teeth in the back of the upper jaw) typically have three roots: two on the cheek (buccal) side of the tooth and one on the tongue (lingual) side of the tooth. Mandibular molars generally only have two roots. Each root is associated with a socket, so each maxillary molar has three sockets (called alveoli).  A diagram of a normal human palate missing all the teeth (source) shows the same morphology as the Humboldt skull:

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Dover also tries to make a connection between Bigfoot and the skeletons from Delavan, Wisconsin. Good luck with that. You'll have to fight off L. A. Marzulli and the Nephilim brigade for ownership of the misinformation about that site.

I'm not really into Bigfoot, but it's clear that Dover isn't the only Bigfoot researcher who has latched onto the idea that the skeletons with "double rows of teeth" reported from the late 19th and earth 20th centuries may be the physical remains of Bigfoot (here's another example).  The inability of Bigfoot researchers to produce physical remains of their own has led them, like giant enthusiasts, to claim for their cause any skeleton or skull that seems to be unusual. In addition to now claiming some of the same physical evidence and same misinterpretations of historical sources, giant enthusiasts and Bigfoot researchers also rely on the same lack of anatomical knowledge to perpetuate the idea that something is being hidden from them.

Each maxillary molar has three roots.  Do you think they each only have one root? So each hole in the bone is from a single tooth?  Did you think about looking into that a little bit before announcing that you know more than all the experts who have ever studied human anatomy?  Go ask your dentist. Google it. Read a book. Stop being silly.

I do wonder, however, if this mistake was also made in the past and may have also contributed to the identification of skulls with only tooth sockets (i.e., where all the teeth have fallen out) as having had teeth arranged in multiple rows. It is another data point (along with things like the "giant's teeth" from Sardinia and the 1845 mastodon man) that highlights the generally low level of knowledge about human skeletal anatomy in our population.  Unfamiliarity with features of the human skeleton and the comparative anatomy of humans and animals (even among health professionals such as dentists and physicians) has led to numerous misidentifications and misinterpretations and continues to do so. Maybe all giant enthusiasts and Bigfoot researchers should take an anatomy course before they can become certified. Maybe that's how I'll make my fortune: I'll develop an online training program that teaches basic familiarity with mammalian functional and skeletal anatomy.  It's really not that tough to tell a cow's tooth from a human tooth, or to count the roots on a molar - I'm pretty sure I can help just about anyone achieve basic proficiency in that sort of thing.  Let me know if you're interested. I'll start a sign-up sheet.  Seriously.

Update (5/3/2015):  Daniel Dover let me know on Facebook that he edited his original post.  Here is what he said:

"Hello Andy White. I corrected that portion of my article, which I meant to do a good while back after [Micah Ewers] pointed out what looks like double teeth is likely just roots of molars. I had forgotten about it but I rewrote that portion. However, I find it interesting that there are several reports of double rows of teeth in large skeletal finds. Not to say I care for the condescending approach toward me and bigfoot in general, but I appreciate the correction anyway."

As far as the "several reports of double rows of teeth," I refer the interested reader to the now extensive work I've done discussing the various permutations and meanings of the peculiar phrases "double rows of teeth" and "double teeth all around," which are uncritically interpreted by giant enthusiasts (and apparently also Bigfoot enthusiasts) as indicating something abnormal, inhuman, of even supernatural.  That's not what those phrases were intending to indicate in the large majority of cases - read some of my work on it and see for yourself.

In response to my "condescending approach," I
would say that when you make such a basic error in anatomy as interpreting normal tooth root sockets as evidence that a skull is nonhuman while also saying that you know more than all the "experts" in human anatomy . . . you're asking for the that kind of treatment.  And to be made aware that you made such a basic error but just to let it sit out  there for years (? I don't know the date of the original post - I think it might have been 2012 or 2013?) . . .That doesn't suggest to me a great deal of concern about getting the details right.

The link to Dover's new post is the same as the old one, so the original text I quoted in my blog post is no longer visible.  Dover's section about the teeth now reads:


"Included in the odd features of this skull are what appears to some to be double rows of teeth, an idea championed by M.K. Davis and others. Pictured below is the underside of the Lovelock Skull displaying the supposed double rows of teeth; however, the holes seen in the photo below are normal dentition found in humans caused by the multiple roots on molars."

I'll get back to the Lovelock and Humboldt Sink skulls at some point in the future.  There are so many misinterpretations and misrepresentations about these remains that it's hard to decide what to look at next.
10 Comments
Greg Little
4/27/2015 04:21:52 am

I can say I didn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings by not commenting on the "double rows of teeth analysis. I've been busy visiting giant skeleton sites with fellow giant enthusiasts. I even heard Jim Vieira say it a couple times. Some of "us" don't know exactly what to say. I'll "catch up" on reading the next few days.

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Andy White
4/27/2015 04:26:01 am

I've missed you, Greg. You're one of my only consistent commenters.

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Greg Little
4/27/2015 05:10:48 am

I'll take that comment as a complaint and not a compliment.

Andy White
4/27/2015 05:24:00 am

I'm not always sarcastic, you know.

Bob Jase
4/27/2015 04:46:34 am

Bigfooters stealing from giant-enthusiasts?

Six of one, half a dozen of the Nephilim.

(If I go back to that earlier post & comment will you forgive me?)

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Andy White
4/27/2015 04:56:31 am

I may steal that for a blog post title. I'll give you credit if I do. But then it would fall under "fair use" instead of theft.

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Greg Little
4/27/2015 05:48:47 am

I know. And I knew what you meant, I couldn't resist mangling a common phrase.

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Andy White
4/27/2015 05:51:19 am

I resemble that remark.

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John Bigfoot link
9/19/2015 09:44:01 pm

Bigfoot researchers are doing all their effort in discovering Bigfoot.

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Rob Duvall link
4/13/2018 02:44:50 pm

I love the article. I have been in very close proximity to Sasquatch on several occasions. I take the evidence as it comes. I cannot endorse any leaps of subjectivity or logic. Things are pretty much as they present themselves. We don’t know yet the history and specific species we are dealing with. It is going to take quite a while to sort it all out. History may hold some of the answers, physical evidence will cover the rest. We absolutely need objective data collection and analysis. That is just how real progress happens. Cheers.

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