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Looking for Swordgate Videos?  Boy Have I Got a YouTube Channel for You! (by Peter Geuzen)

4/28/2017

 
This is a guest blog post contributed by Peter Geuzen.  Peter is familiar to fans of #Swordgate as the producer of numerous illustrations documenting the proliferation of Fake Hercules Swords since December of 2015. If it has to do with Swordgate, he's on top of it.  Enjoy!

If there's one thing that folks in both the fandom and skeptics camps of The Curse of Oak Island TV show can agree on, it's that the biggest fake inanimate object to hit the show up to Season 3 was easily the Fake Roman Sword.

Yes, we capitalize it! 

The official verdict hit in January 2016 that the sword was a modern brass souvenir, and not a magical Roman ticket to a self-aggrandized franchise for the promotion of diffusionism. Alas, facts didn’t seem to matter to some, and the circus never quite left town. One year and a few months into the debacle, the Fake Hercules Sword database has grown to a whopping n=24 examples. That’s a new sword every two or three weeks! The regular flow of new swords, the growing timeline of data, and the continued involvement of die-hards, means blogging and Facebooking just isn’t enough to cover the zeitgeist. The rallying cry for video action was made at the 1st Anniversary Party and out of the primordial digital soup, a video came forth . . . and then another . . . a couple more . . . and crap now there are almost as many videos as swords!
 
So now it’s official. Well, maybe. It’s either the official unofficial or the unofficial official YouTube channel for Swordgate. Yes, Swordgate has gone multimedia in an entertainment conquering effort to control your minds with a visual and aural bombardment. Developed initially by freelance independent producer Critical Thinking, his early work caught the eye of S.I.R., the Swordgate Institute of Research, and a friendly takeover bid was made. S.I.R. has now invested deeply and the Critical Thinking Laboratory is up and running as a wholly owned subsidiary juggernaught.
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Facts, fun, and frivolous, we take the three Fs seriously. No late night talk show clip intro required to build the plot or the characters. If you’re reading this, you probably know the saga so far. Best viewed in hi def on the big screens of PCs and Smart TVs. Coverage includes the anniversary party fun stuff, Sword & Sandals inspiration, recaps of analysis, database summaries, morphologic highlights, critiques, and there should be more to come. There’s almost 50 minutes of entertainment value. That’s like an entire season of new stuff in 15 episodes of Curse, or less time than one video by.........haha, never mind ....just kick back and enjoy!   ​
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3D Model of the Hilt of Sword 5 (Design Toscano)

4/3/2017

 
I finally got around to making a 3D model of the hilt of the infamous Design Toscano sword (Fake Hercules Sword No. 5 in the database). That brings the total number of models we have to five, a number large enough (I think) to contemplate doing some comparative analysis of the models. That analysis will have to wait until I've got a little more free time (or, one of you out there in Swordgate land could have a go at it -- all the models are downloadable). In the mean time, enjoy the new model!

Fake Hercules Sword 5 (Design Toscano) by aawhite on Sketchfab

3D Model of the Hilt of Sword 23

3/29/2017

 
I've spent the last few days in the thick of a lot of data collection, data entry, and strategic planning. I haven't had much time for writing, but I did manage to cobble together this 3D model of the hilt of Fake Hercules Sword No. 23 (original post here). Enjoy!

Fake Hercules Sword 23 -- Hilt by aawhite on Sketchfab

3D Model of the Hilt of Sword 22

3/27/2017

 
A 3D model of the hilt of Sword 22 (first posthere) is now available on Sketchfab. Enjoy!

Sword 22 Hilt by aawhite on Sketchfab

Fake Hercules Swords 22 and 23 Have Arrived: They're Wicked

3/21/2017

 
The much ballyhooed journey of Fake Hercules Swords 22 and 23 from Italy to Germany to New Jersey to South Carolina is over: they are now safe and sound in my office. You can exhale.

These swords, currently produced and for sale online by the Ferrara Store (Italy), were spotted by alert Swordgate aficionado Hartman Krug (here are the pages for Sword 22 and Sword 23). The store doesn't ship to the U.S., so I imposed upon a relative in Germany to purchase them for us and then ship them overseas. You can thank Stephen Bridges for his willingness to conspire.

This was an expensive endeavor, draining $187 from the Woo War One war chest. It was money well spent.

I've only had time to take a quick glance at these, but I can tell you we are going to learn a lot from them. There are many features on the swords, and differences between them, that I think will move us a way down the road to unraveling the history and chronology of these things.

I'm not going to do any in-depth analysis in this post: I just wanted to throw some preliminary photos and make a couple of baseline observations up so we can start discussing these.

You'll notice right away that the Hercules figure on Sword 22 (the one with the pugio blade) is both larger and more detailed than the hilt figure on Sword 23. Without picking up a pair of calipers or doing a close side-by-side comparison, my initial off-the-cuff guess is that the Hercules on Sword 22 may be both larger and more detailed than the Hercules on the California sword. It certainly includes at least a few things we haven't seen before (such as dimples on the guard rivets). Although the blade is clearly not the same as that of Sword 21, the pugio shapes are a notable point of similarity. I'm wondering if the currently-produced Sword 22 isn't a design from a generation that pre-dates the California sword.

Sword 23 appears to be superficially very similar to the Design Toscano swords. The figures are about the same size and have a comparable lack of detail, and the blades are very similar (but not identical) in size and shape. My first guess is that Sword 23 and the Design Toscano swords (Sword 5 in the database) are closely related.

There will be more to come on these new swords. I've got Sword 22 on my 3D scanner right now and will make the model available as soon as I can get the data processed.  In the meantime, here are some photos:
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Swords 22 (left) and 23 (right), front.
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Swords 22 (left) and 23 (right), back.
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Sword 22, front of hilt.
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Sword 23, front of hilt.
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Sword 22, front of blade.
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Sword 23, front of blade.
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Comparison of Sword 22 (left), Sword 23 (center), and the Design Toscano sword (Sword 5) (right).
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Sword 22 on the scanner.

Three for Thursday: Demography, Swords, and Trophy Bases

3/16/2017

 
Following the spring break hiatus, the Broad River Field School will be back in session tomorrow. We'll be shifting gears a bit to carefully work our way into what appears to be a buried Late Archaic/Early Woodland component. I'm also anticipating continued work on the deeper deposits at the site. Hopefully it will be an eventful day. It's supposed to be sunny and in the mid 60's. I'll just leave it at that.

Here are a few quick updates on other things for those playing along at home: a new modeling paper about the minimum size of demographically viable hunter-gatherer populations, new Fake Hercules Swords en route, and an identification of last Friday's whatzit. 

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How Small is Too Small?

I'm happy to announce that a paper I submitted to the Journal of Artificial Societies and Social Simulation (JASSS) has been accepted for publication.  The paper ("A Model-Based Analysis of the Minimum Size of Demographically-Viable Hunter-Gatherer Populations") uses computational modeling to systematically investigate how large hunter-gatherer populations have to be to survive over long periods of time. Spoiler alert: my results suggest that populations much smaller than the "magic number" of 500 are demographically viable over several centuries under the conditions I explore with my model (in this case, FN3D_V3). JASSS is open access. I'll let you know when the paper becomes available.

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Two New Swords on the Way

Two new Fake Hercules Swords should arrive at my office any day now. Alert #Swordgate enthusiast Hartman Krug spotted these swords, which are currently being produced in Italy. Because the company doesn't ship to the U.S., I asked a relative in Germany to purchase them for me and ship them to South Carolina. After arriving in New Jersey a few days ago, they are currently listed by the USPS as "in transit to destination."

It will be really interesting to have a look at this and delve into the history of the company making them. Could this finally lead us back to the original Mother of All Fake Hercules Swords?

The purchase and shipping of these swords was supported by your contributions to Woo War One. There's still a positive balance there, but it's dwindling. If you'd like to help keep the pressure on and get to the bottom of this, please consider contributing.

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The Whatzit: A Trophy Base?

The "what the heck is this" post I put up last Friday was fun. Within a few minutes of asking the question to an artifact group on Facebook, someone suggested that the item is a base for a trophy. That explanation made sense to me (you can see some new ones for sale here).

Following the post, the owner of the artifact told me he returned to the same creek where he found the original artifact and found another one (left) that lacks the rounded corners of the first one (right). What these things are doing in a creek in Tennessee I do not know.

If you've got a whatzit, send me some photos and maybe we can get it figured out.

Finally, following up on yesterday's post about Against Me!, I would like to encourage you to listen to the song "Rebecca" if you like the rock'n'roll music. It's on repeat in Andyland. 

Additional Photos of Fake Hercules Sword No. 17

2/27/2017

 
The owner of Fake Hercules Sword 17 has sent some additional photos of the hilt and the portion of the blade nearest the hilt.  Based on the blade length, shape, and apparent amount of detail on the Hercules figure, I speculated previously that Sword 17 might represent a generation that immediately post-dates the "F" swords (best represented by Sword 3 aka the California sword). Here are the new photos as they were sent to me:
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Sword 17, front of hilt and proximal blade.
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Sword 17, front of hilt.
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Sword 17, close up of front of hilt.
At first glance, I see nothing in these photos that tells me I'm wrong about the placement of this sword. The blade clearly has no fullers, and the figure does seem to be fairly detailed relative to swords from the "J" and later generations.

The image below shows the hilts of Swords 17 and 3 side-by-side (I cropped the Sword 17 image and brightened it up a bit to bring out more details).  While the hilt of Sword 17 compares fairly well to the hilt of Sword 3 (the California sword), however, I believe I do see a few spots where Sword 17 is less detailed: the lions' paws on the knees, the beard, and the grain of the wood seem less distinct in Sword 17. It would be nice to examine this one firsthand, have a look at the blade,and create a 3D model that could be directly compared to the one of the California sword.
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Fake Hercules Sword #24: The Sea Sword

2/23/2017

 
Maybe you thought you'd never live to see the documentation of Fake Hercules Sword Number 24. Congratulations: you made it.

The 24th sword comes to us from Matt Sea, who emailed me about his sword a couple of days ago. He says he acquired the sword in 1998 during a family visit to Pompeii. The sword was purchased from a roadside vendor. Sea's parents "remember the vendor we bought it from had various swords, armor, and things like that. The vendor was also near where our tour bus dropped us off near the entrance of Pompeii."  Matt says he sanded the patina from parts of the sword when he was young.

​Here are some photos:

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Sword 24: front.
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Sword 24: front of hilt.
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Sword 24: back of hilt.
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Sword 24: front of blade.
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Sword 24: detail of front of blade.
In the last image of the front of the blade (immediately above), a vaguely Texas-shaped depression is visible. I made an illustration showing the comparable areas of the other swords that we've classified as "Type CS." The same depression is clearly visible on the Cvet sword (Sword 12). I'm pretty sure I can see it in the photo of Sword 13 (Alejandro), and it's possibly (barely) discernible on Sword 10 (Florida eBay). I can't see it on Sword 15 (Frioacero).
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Comparison of proximal blades of swords classified as "Type CS."
What does this mean? If that Texas-shaped depression -- clearly visible on the Sea and Cvet swords -- isn't present on some of the other swords we're calling CS, we're going to have to subdivide. 

I'm hoping to get a chance to examine Sword 24 firsthand. It will be the first CS I've been able to look at up close. If my current chronological model is correct, the metrics of the Hercules figure on Sword 24 should fall somewhere between those of the Italian eBay (Type J) sword and the Design Toscano sword.

Sword 17: Do I Sense Another Fake Hercules Sword Tipping Point on the Horizon?

2/20/2017

 
I just received the first photos of Sword 17. I don't have a lot of time today, but I wanted to pass along these photos, the information that we have about the sword, and few initial thoughts.  I think this sword is potentially very important, possibly filling a gap between the Type F swords and the later "J" generation.  First, here are the photos we have so far, emailed to me by the owner:
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Sword 17, front.
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Sword 17, back of hilt.
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Sword 17, right side of hilt.
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Sword 17, left side of hilt.
Here are the two comments by the owner left on this blog post: 

"ladies and gentleman I have the exact match of that sword . I tried to contact the show but got no answer ( I wonder why). I purchased the sword some 35 years ago in a roman flee market in Rome. I took it to the Metropolitan Museum of Modern Art to be examined buy the curator of the museum in new York .he said it wasn't a real roman sword that was possibly made for a Cecil B DeMille movie. I have it hanging on my wall where it will probably be for a long time. Like the man said that show is all show and no go.  I am posting my email address I have nothing to hide all you suckers excuse me believers can contact me if you wish. 3/20/16"

"Sword is brass or bronze. I was told 40 years ago by the curator of the Metropolitan Museum of Modern Art the sword was possibly made for a movie. There is a cast mark on the back of the handle the sides also seem to be two pieces combined together. I bought the sword in Rome at a flee market. The sword might be a collectors item if you're into old movies."

My first thought in looking at the photos was that Sword 17 looks like a Type F but without the partial fullers. While we don't have a good close-up of the front of the Hercules figure, it's evident even from the long shot that the detail is pretty good (the beard, belt, and lion's paws are discernible and it's got the two-bumped log). The blade is longer than the J blades, has "nicks" like the F blade, and is lacking the "J" anomaly.  So it's like an "F" in many ways, but there aren't any fullers visible.  Here's a side-by-side comparison of the Sword 3 (California) and Sword 17, scaled using the tape measures:
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The comparison isn't perfect because of the oblique angle of the Sword 17 image. It looks to my eye, though, like Sword 17 could easily have been created by simply removing the fullered section of the blade from an "F" sword. If that's the case, it would post-date the "F" generation and presumably pre-date the "J" generation.

At some point soon I'll create of a graphic depicting what I think is the most likely sequence of these things at this point. I'd lay it out like this: 

  • Earliest = Sword 21 (Type X);
  • Type F =  created by replacing the expanding section of a Type X sword with a straight blade, retaining a short "fullered" section near the hilt (Swords 3 and 8); available for purchase in Italy in the mid 1970's;
  • Type K =  created by cutting out the fullered blade section from a Type F, producing a sword with a straight, unfullered blade that still retains much of the detail of the earlier generations (Sword 17); available for purchase in Italy in the late 1970's and/or early 1980's;
  • Type J =  created by replacing the F/K blade with a shorter, cruder, blunt-edge blade (Sword 1, 2, 4, 6, etc.); available for purchase in Italy in the 1980's [there appear to be multiple variants within the "J" generation, perhaps including versions with longer/shorter blades];
  • Type CS = created by replacing the blade of a "J" sword with a slightly shorter, less crude blade (Swords 7 and 12); available for purchase in Italy in the early 2000's;
  • Type I = created as a cast iron version of a Type CS; manufactured since at least 2003.

There's more to it than this, but I think this is a reasonable working model of change in our beloved Fake Hercules Swords. I can tell you that more data will be forthcoming, and I hope to be able to examine more of the swords firsthand. I can't think of anything we know right now that falsifies this general sequence -- let me know if I've overlooked anything! I'll post the updated database after I estimate some measurements from the Sword 17 images.

A Video is Worth a Thousand Swords

2/4/2017

 
In our new era of "alternative facts," I'd like to offer my support and empathy to the mainstream media. As someone who has been in the trenches with the "everything you've been taught about history is wrong" crowd for a couple of years now, I know it's frustrating to deal with people who have embraced lying not just as an occasional expedient behavior but as the organizing principle of a lifeway,  Don't give up -- you'll get the hang of it eventually. 
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As evidence that the steadfast collection and presentation of facts can eventually have an effect on the narrative, I present to you this video by Critical Thinking:
Now that's some funny stuff.
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